Doctor Doctor!
Well folks, it’s a Bank Holiday weekend and just the right time for a ‘Doctor Doctor’ joke -
Patient - ‘Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains’
Doctor - ‘Well, well, just sit there and pull yourself together’
Enjoy the Bank Holiday weekend folks and talk again next week.
Doctor Doctor!
Kicking off the weekend Doctor Doctor theme -
Patient - ‘Doctor Doctor, I feel like a pair of curtains’?
Doctor - ‘Well sit down and pull yourself together’!
Doctor Doctor!
To continue our ‘Doctor Doctor’ theme in to the Bank Holiday Weekend -
Patient - ‘Doctor Doctor, I feel like a furniture removal van’!
Doctor - ‘Come in and take a seat’!
Doctor Doctor!
Patient - ‘Doctor, Doctor I keep thinking I am the invisible man’!! -
Doctor - ‘Next’!!
Try a Free Face Lift - SMILE
Fancy a free Face Lift?
SMILE
S - Simple but effective
M - Money - none it’s free
I - Instant response
L - Laughter can be a result of smiling
E - Empathy, others will be encouraged to smile with you
It’s friday after all - so go for the FREE Face Lift and just look around at the effect it will have on you and others
How to spend your time more productively
Its not the end of the world it just looks like it! Snow and Ice seems to have kept a lot of us at home yesterday and today but that doesnt mean that the world stops. Thanks to the internet and e-mail its still possible to keep in contact and to assess whats happening in your career.
Although it may be irritating that you have work to do at your desk and cant make it in to be physically present, it can sometimes be benificial from a number of perspectives being at home when you are snowed in.
Primarily from a safety perpective there is little benifit to you or your employer if you attempt to come to work only to end up coming to harm as a result of being stuck in a snowdrift for the majority of the day or being stressed to the point of a nervous break down as you slip and slide your way to work as usual or worse still; find yourself stuck behind an articulated truck which appears to be sliding unstopably towards you and your equally immobile car.
If you are at home and have as most people do these days, a home office, it may be possible to do quiet a lot of work contacting clients, drafting documents or reviewing plans that are sometimes difficult to achieve at work due to interuptions or staff meetings. When the weather clears it may then be possible to return to work with a clear mind and a fresh approach that may have not have been possible simply due to a lack of opportunity.
After all how many of us have found that a few hours away from the desk to think can allow you to see the woods for the trees rather than feeling like you are reacting to events rather than driving them?
Protect Santa & our children from Swine
Hi guys,
We were being serious in an earlier post this week about the need for Santa to also be vaccinated for the H1N1 as he is at serious risk.
Imagine the amount of children who will be sitting on his knee this year?
In hot stuffy shopping centres across the country with queues a mile long!
The Swine Flu is highly contagious and can be passed by touch and contact.
Although Santa normally wears gloves, he may remove them when hot.
The H1N1 vaccinations take 3-4 weeks and it is less then 4 weeks now to Christmas.
We have appealed to Mary Harney - Minister for Health to help this Santa appeal to protect our children and him.
With all the tragic stories of flooding, economic downturn and looming budget, please don’t let anything happen to Santa.
We have just started a facebook petition. If you have children who will be in contact with Santa this year sign up! All you have to do is click on the “become a fan” button on the Immunise Santa Facebook page.
Santa protesting that he should be immunised againse swine flu
Santa has made a good case for being classed as a priority for swine flu vaccination.
He cited the fact that he comes into close contact with millions of children in the run up to Christmas in grottos all over the world, and added that he personally handles all the presents he delivers on Christmas Eve.
Santa has also made a plea that his elves also be immunised against Swine Flu as a matter of urgency.
The H1N1 swine flu virus is extremely contagious. Given that children are already classified as an at risk group it makes sense that Santa and his helpers be immunised as a matter of urgency.
Jackie Brown Medical are calling on Minister of Health Mary Harney to address this situation immediately.
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